17 Classic Horror Movie Moments Made Better With Rap Lyrics

     Good afternoon readers. Today I'd like to present you with 17 moments from my favorite cinematic genre:  horror movies.  Although horror movies kick ass significantly harder than movies with assholes flying around in capes, I've found a way to make them better.  It turns out, simply adding rap lyrics onto famous horror movie scenes improves them in ways I hardly understood before I created these masterpieces.  As always, you can click on any picture and it'll take you to the song the lyric is from.  Enjoy:

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15 Iconic Movie Moments Made Better With Rap Lyrics

     You know what sucks about classic movies?  Hardly any of them have rap lyrics spliced on top of their most famous scenes.  Well, I'm here today to right a longstanding wrong and change cinematic history forever.  I present to you 15 classic movie scenes made far better with some rap lyrics thrown on top.  As always, click any picture and it'll take you to the song the lyric is from.  Enjoy!

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13 Stock Photos Of Old White Men Made Better With Rap Lyrics

     This week at Eyeball Circus, I'll be taking some random stock photos and adding rap lyrics to them. Specifically, they're stock photos of old white men, who according to my calculations are the least gangsta people on Earth.  Well, I thought I'd do a good deed and give them a much needed infusion of kick ass.  As always, you can click on any picture and it'll take you to the lyric the song is from.  Enjoy!

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18 Scenes From The Old West Made Better With Rap Lyrics

     This week at Eyeball Circus, join me on a trip through time back to the old west.  It was a simpler time, filled with the rampant violence and blatant racism that America still enjoys today.  Of course, pictures of the wild frontier are a fuck of a lot less boring now that I've thrown some rap lyrics on top of them.  As always, click any picture and it'll take you to the song the lyric is from, because I'm nothing if not extremely considerate to my readers.  Seriously, you guys should probably get together and make me a cake or some shit.  Anyway, let's get down to business.  Enjoy!

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